Day 2: Unmasking the face behid the terror
Friday, January 26, 2007
A close examination from hidden CCTV cameras in the region reveals an astonishing discovery!
The marauding savage that has caused this maddness is one of Toontown's notable citizens...
People know him as Woody's best friend...
But to most of us he's known for his catchphrase: "To infinity, and beyond!"
We've tried to make contact with his cadres from Star Command but it seams that he has gone A.W.O.L. for months. Though some
sources from the Star 
Command's Intelligence unit have indicated that Buzz has gone insane and assumed the role of a warlord (ala Colonel Kurtz
of Apocalypse Now)in a phantom planet outside of Star Command jurisdiction.
We have tried to get Woody's opinion on the matter but it seems that Woody's gone missing...
Up to now nobody knows exactly the extent of Buzz's megalomania, but it seems that what was witnessed is a prelude to an impeding disaster...
The marauding savage that has caused this maddness is one of Toontown's notable citizens...
People know him as Woody's best friend...
But to most of us he's known for his catchphrase: "To infinity, and beyond!"
He's none other than Buzz Light Year!
We've tried to make contact with his cadres from Star Command but it seams that he has gone A.W.O.L. for months. Though some
sources from the Star Command's Intelligence unit have indicated that Buzz has gone insane and assumed the role of a warlord (ala Colonel Kurtzof Apocalypse Now)in a phantom planet outside of Star Command jurisdiction.
We have tried to get Woody's opinion on the matter but it seems that Woody's gone missing...
Up to now nobody knows exactly the extent of Buzz's megalomania, but it seems that what was witnessed is a prelude to an impeding disaster...
Labels: apocalypse, buzz lightyear, murder, toons, woody
posted by DeathToPuberty @ 3:07 AM,
